So, after a recent event in New York where I got bounced out of a bar for the first time in my life (and I did nothing to necessitate such an act), I started thinking about things. "Maybe it's karma," I thought. "Maybe I should be a better person." my friend Brian said, "Who says you need to be a better person? What, if anything, are you doing wrong? That is the dumbest thing I think I've heard uttered by you in recent memory." My friend Brom said, "Then you wouldn't be Dursin."
Bullshit. Who says Dursin has to be an asshole? As I recall, I was the one who started all that. No one said, "Boy, what a dick you are." Except Keri. Can't I be Dursin and be happy and not angry all the time?
Well, "happy" is relative.